mayo or miracle whip that is the question

I received another amazing freebie from influenster, this very cool designed hellman's mayo bottle. Ok so I'll admit I don't really eat mayo at all, but my husband is a Miracle Whip guy. I personally love the design of the bottle, snuck a little into my tuna fish for lunch and I couldn't taste a huge difference, but it doesn't measure well for recipes. Guess this guy is just for sandwiches, but the tip is so nice you could probably write on your bread with it.